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L.I.F.E.S.A.B.I.T.C.H.:local intelligence founded entirely so all brainless idiots (are) totally (and) completely harassed. We [agent butt and i] intend to carry out our mission. Be AFRAID, be very afraid!!.
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9/14/04!
Agent Butt:
I changed the quote. Woot! I'm.. cleaning the files.. I'll get to that.. later..

3/7/03
Agent Ass: Here i am! well, i've updated all of my responses for the files. By the way... if Butt makes references to mine, it currently will not make sense, considering i changed a couple of them. Hopefully, she'll update soon! bye bye for now! by the way: check out the new word of the day area... possible coming soon: a section on words we like... i'm brainstorming, what can i say.

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