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For much time now, our organization has been dealing with the question often asked, yet never solved: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" We have been working on the problem for much time, and have finally found an answer.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

The cat crossed the road. The cat then sent an anonymous letter to the chicken. The letter read:

Dear Chicken, Meet me at the other side of the road. Signed, Anonymous

The chicken crossed the road. The cat then ate him.

Thus answering the enigmatic question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

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