File #4

For much time now, our organization has been dealing with the question often asked, yet never solved: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" We have been working on the problem for much time, and have finally found an answer, as always.

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

THEORIES:

Ass' theory:
The egg came first. I think that birds evolved from dinosaurs, a common theory. If this is so, then gradually a dinosaur would have become a chicken, it's child more and more like our present day chicken. Therefore, the egg, the dinosaur's baby, must have come first.
But, one must then consider, why did the dinosaur ever evolve into a chicken? was it need to escape predators? the search for more food? or simply to be different? no... none of that.... these were special dinosaurs... they knew of the onslaught that was soon approaching (the extinction of the dinosaurs)... they were great.... they were... SUPER DINOSAURS... So, now, think about it-our chickens evolved from Super Dinosaurs, making them super chickens. Consequently, they yield super eggs. But, my eggs don't feel super. Thus, disproving my own theory, hmmm... curiouser and curiouser

Butt's cool theory >:P :
I also believe the chicken came first, but if we want to make a conversation here I'll oppose my own theory *g*... ookay then, the EGG came first. Why? well maybe they came from LIZARDS!! ok, I don't wanna explain the flowers and the bees but let's just say a bird-dinosaur and a reptile did it. OR, if you don't wanna buy it, I'll go with mutation. How aout volcanic stuff that produced a chemical I-dunno-what. Or how about bacterias forming another kind of animal, well I suck at science I don't even know if that's possible... Or maybe all the cells in the air formed this birdish animal after years (hey, it IS possible). How about aliens walked the planet and talked to a couple of cows (anyone seen 'South Park'??) and gave them a present which was an egg. HA! That ALSO explains why chicken have weird eyes and no teeth!! Well exept those in Chicken Run... fine fine, my conscience is telling me to shut up.

Dodo's theory (dodo is a friend of ours):
i believe the egg came first because on another planet there was once this alien that gave birth to a strange egg, instead of a baby alien, and they decided to drop the egg on Earth because they thought it was a monster that would destroy all aliens and people, so they left it on earth...then a few days later...the egg cracked, and it was a tiny thing, then the aliens wanted it back to...

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