File #5

Recently, I switched from a private french school, to a public school. All was good...until they put me in the wrong math class. Not only that, but 99% of the people are stupid. I ask you this, are the public schools really worth it? All those stupid people that never learn?

"Public schools: friends, or foes?"

THEORIES:

Ass' View:
Well... after actually getting *friends* in public school, i realize some of its positive points. First off, if most of the population is stupid, we need a way to remedy this problem. The only solution is to either kill them (to which i'm not completely opposed) or make them tolerable through education. Thus, the public school system is necessary to aid in Butt and I's endeavors. But, it often doesn't work quite as one would desire. As we commonly observe, the average individual in a public school (emphasis on high school) still isn't quite sure who we fought in World War II. Therefore, i believe we must repair the schools... because anything has to be better than the school Butt and I used to go to! ahhh... frenchies!!!!

Butt's View
Meh, they're okay. Well, it really depends where you live.. in this part of town, the public school sure is good.

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