For many years now, blondes have been portrayed as less intellectual than others. Many say that this is true, others argue that it is not. Now, for our views on the subject.

Blondes....more stupid than the rest of us?

Butt's view:
I am not stereotyping, I have many blonde friends who I hope never read this, lol... Actually, I am trying to figure out why they are portrayed in our society as stupid and bubbly.How many times have we heard blonde jokes, or brunettes-with-blond-wigs? Common, here's a common one:
"How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?"
"Put a flashlight in her ears."
As retarded as it may sound (actually I find it funny... hihi) this is an example of what I actually get in my mailbox... so why blondes and not, say, green-haired people? Cuz there's no green-haired people, possibly, but there are more hair colors, you know. So is it the hair color to blame? or the attitude of one blonde in the past who ruined it for all the rest of blondes? lol, that's how I like to think it, and I can support it with many cartoon shows. Maybe blonde jokes started with non-blonde people (well, DUH), who were at war with blond people (I dunno, it's a possibility!) and, well, thought they sucked or were just jealous of their "golden-colored" hair... Nah, wouldn't make much sense. Back to the cartoons evidence: how about Goldie Locks? Alice (in Wonderland)? they weren't very bright, and maybe people in the present thought the stories were stupid and make jokes out of them. Hmm, now it actually seems they are making them evern more stupid *coughcough*DEEDEE*coughcough. (And if you don't know who that is, watch Dexter's Lab.) Let's take my friend "Jenny" for now.
ME, BUTT: "Man! those elections suck! who the hell can be confused by reading and punching holes??"
"JENNY": "There are many blondes in Florida..."
ME: "Aaaahh!! this song sucks!"
"JENNY": "I bet a blonde sings it. Britney, Christina, Jessica, or Mandy..."
ME: "there was a car crash near the school... involved a moose, a cow and a girl."
"JENNY": "was she a blonde??"
You get the message (yeah, ok, "Jennie" might actually be me..). Notice how they're also always "she". Hmmm... Interesting... This could lead to my theory that non-blonde females were the ones that made the jokes. tee hee... To wrap it up, well, be proud to be a blonde and piss people off or just be happy to piss blonde people off. It is a ball game. May the winner lose.

Ass' view:
Plain and simple. All blondes I have met with, and really sat down and talked to, have been stupid. Not just stupid, but more stupid than any other person I've met. Sure, I've spoken with some people briefly (blondes) and they seem fine, but I'm not sure until I really get into a conversation with them. They're just plain... dumb (or ditzy to the point that it induces nauseation).

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