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File #8
Who hasn't heard that old song? For those that haven't, I'll sing it for you:
How much is that dog in the window? arf arf The one with the waggily tail. arf arf How much is that dog in the window? arf arf I do hope that he is for sale. arf arf
Don't you just love my singing? Well, straight to the point. We're here to tell you how much that dog in the window really is. How much is that dog in the window?
Ass' view:
Well, I'll tell you this: there really was no dog for sale. There was no dog with a waggily tail. It is all a conspiracy. You keep looking for it and its price tag....and BAM, someone has just enough time to shoot you. So, don't look for that dog. Don't try to find out how much it costs. There is no dog. You'll get killed. Hmmm, which may not be such a bad thing.....on second thought, look for that dog, find out how much it costs!
Butt's view:
FIRST OF ALL, Agent *Ass*, it's "how much is that *puppy* in the window"!! Ugh. Ignorant. Learned that song in second grade, never forgot its obnoxious melody. And yes, like the song with the cow jumping over the moon and the little dog LAUGHING, (I mean, did they think we were really stupid enough to believe that crap??) IT MAKES NO FREAKIN' SENSE!!! Ok, here goes: I believe the puppy is... NOT FOR SALE. Yup, you heard me. The "narrator" of this song is clearly a kid, and in the end he says "I do hope that he is for sale"... Which implies that the dog is either free (abandonned, I dunno), or owned by someone else so you can't really buy it from the owner because the puppy is a real-cutie-that-wags-its-tail-when-people-stare-at-it. Therefore, the peeping Tom aka narrator/kid! was staring at someone's house, stalking the puppy. Case solved by Agent Butt yet again.
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