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Have you ever had those people you just hate so much you'd like to kill? Well, not litteraly....I think.....I will be adding people to it as they start bothering me. If you want to add someone, drop me a line here:

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On with the list:

My neighbors-they complained bout my dog barking, and called the cops.

Salespeople

Teletubbies, especially the purple one

all boy bands, and blond bimbos that sing, and creed, cause my man fred durst isn't down with the way the lead singer acts

My ex-boss, Jan, the biggest bitch that ever walked the planet!" sent in by one of you!

Butt: MY SIS, cuz she keeps singing Creed!! aaaahHh!!

All the remaining teachers at FAGNY, except for pigeon" another one from one of our fans.

NATHANIEL, 'nuff said.

Ronald McDonald, ok, ugh! argh!

anyone named Madison...what the hell kind of a name is that?

anyone that insists on throwing toilet paper around the bathroom

people that make the toothpaste all crusty

anyone that says 'nm' in response to 'what's up?' or 'how are you?'

people with stupid numbers at the end of their screennames that are impossible to remember and, needless to say, stupid

whover said it was father's day and not fathers' day

people that smoke right near little kids... innocent kids that had no say in whether or not they wanted their lungs ruined

people that never say thank you or you're welcome sincerely

people that never put things back into the refrigerator

You know, those little kids/pop/rap stars wannabees... Just to name a few, Aaron Carter (blegh!), and even lil' Bow Wow kid... Even though he is cute :)

People who claim they can play guitar... KNOWING HOW TO READ TAB DOES NOT MAKE YOU EVEN CLOSE TO A MUSICIAN!!! learn the notes, dummy, and don't make me laugh again. My dog could read tab. (If I had one..)

Bush, beacause he's a monkey. (sent by katie)